ANIMANIACS TRANSCRIPTIONS --- EPISODE #30 06/95 ========================================= GOOD IDEA/ BAD IDEA (#8) ------------------------ NARRATOR: It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea. Good Idea: Dressin' up for Halloween as a pirate [Mr. Skullhead is joined by kids dressed as a mummy, a ballerina, a mermaid, a clown and a kid in a mask] Bad Idea: Dressin' up for Halloween as a pin~ata. [Same kids start beating up Mr. Skullhead] The End. MAIN TITLE ---------- Music: RICHARD STONE Lyrics: TOM RUEGGER Director: RICH ARONS Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA LTD. "It's time for Animaniacs, And we're zany to the max! The whole song this transcript lacks; Why do you think we have FAQs? We're An-i-man-i, totally insan-ey, DOT: Shirley MacLainey! Animaniacs!" HOT, BOTHERED AND BEDEVILED --------------------------- Story: TOM RUEGGER Written By: JOHN P. McCANN Director: RUSTY MILLS Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA {Arabian type music} SADDAM: People of Iraq......ahhhhhh! [Drops into Hell] CHORUS You plunge into the fire and it's really hot! GIRLS: You have to stay forever whether you like it or not. Where the torment never ends; You've got fiery brimstone and demons for friends. You're in Hades now, for eternity -- Hope you're not too choosy 'bout your company! SATAN: [Clapping] I so love a musical number. Fetch me an insurance salesman. I want to torment someone. WAKKO: We're He-e-ere! {Night On Bald Mountain?} YAKKO: I hate to tell you this Wakko, but, @@@h -- I don't think this is Six Flags Over Flushing. SATAN: On second thought, forget the insurance salesman, those three will do quite nicely. YAKKO: Ah, this Thomas Brothers map is ridiculous! You see, we should have made a left at Cucamonga and a right in Azusa! SATAN: I am Satan! DOT: We're trying to figure something out here. Could you be a doll and hold that thought? SATAN: Sorry. DOT: Later, I'm going to give you some makeup tips. YAKKO: An-n-nd another left at Roger Ebert's House of Pudding... SATAN: ROOOOOAR! YAKKO: Some people always have to be the center of attention. SATAN: Little fools! I am Beelze-bub! Lucifer! The Reaper Of Souls! The Really Angry One! I AM SATAN! [Evil laughter] DOT: So that's nothing. I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the THIRD! [Evil laughter] Just a little thing I do. SATAN: You blundering dolts! Don't you realize you've entered the fiery realm of Hades? WAKKO: Hades! [Runs and gets a snowball] Boy! They were right. It didn't have a chance. SATAN: Silence! And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment! YAKKO: Another Bob Hope special? {Oh, Where, Oh, Where Has My Little Dog Gone?} SATAN: Worse! Behold -- Cerberus, the hound of Hades! Cerebus, my pet, toss these fools into the Lake of Fire, but slowly. I want to watch them wiggle in agony. YAKKO: How 'bout if we just wiggle here? Y,W,D: Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle! [[give or take a wiggle]] SATAN: Cease this at once! Cerberus, my pet, throw them in! DOT: Wanna meet my pet? CERBY: Ai-ai-ai-..... {Oh, Where, Oh, Where Has My Little Dog Gone?} YAKKO: Hey, does George Hamilton know your tan's better than his? SATAN: Silence! I don't want to hear another peep from you! Y,W,D: Peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep! SATAN: Stop peeping! Y,W,D: Peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep!!! SATAN: Oooh!...Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others! You will remain in here for eterenty listening to ... whiny protest songs from the 60's! PROTEST SINGER: Oh, I hate the government More than you hate me The government stole my goldfish And unplugged my TV! Y,W,D: AUUUGH! SATAN: Enjoy. {Skip To My Lou} SATAN: You dare mock the Prince of Darkness? DOT: Prince? Where? He's dreamy...not! [Satan grows] WAKKO: I can do that too! Look at me, I'm a giraffe! SATAN: Ha! Silly mortal! I can grow taller than you! WAKKO: Bet you can't.... [Satan is stuck in the cavern roof] WAKKO: You win. SATAN: Ugh. Blasted horns. I knew I should have gotten them trimmed. YAKKO: Listen. If you're gonna hang around here all day, we -- we're gonna just take off. SATAN: I haven't had a day like this in some time. {Warners' Theme} SATAN: Halt, you miserable mortals! YAKKO: Great trick. WAKKO: Yeah. Faboo! Alright! Do you know Sigfried and Roy? DOT: Do an impression. YAKKO: Come on. Do one! Do an impression! DOT: Yeah! SATAN: I'm really not very good at impressions.... WAKKO: Ah, come on! \_ [together] DOT: Come on. just a couple, go ahead! / SATAN: D'okay. Just a few. Here's Curly Howard on a visit to Wisconsin. "Moe, Larry, cheese! Moe, Larry, cheese!" Curly Howard of the Three Stooges, ladies and gentlemen. My next rendering... -- NO! {Row, Row, Row Your Boat} SATAN: Get off that boat! It goes to Purgatory! {California, Here We Come} Y,W,D: Purgatory, here we come So long Hades and devil scum YAKKO: Where fires will spire into the night... W & D: Where boulders will smolder... Y,W,D: ...sizzling bright! YAKKO: The afterlife's cruel politics CHARON:Sends us on the river Styx YAKKO: At our feet flames take their licks, ALL: Oh, Purgatory, here we come! YAKKO: Well, I guess the worst of it is behind us. {Saint Saens Symphony No. 3} SATAN: Now foolish mortals, you will know the awesome fury and power of my revenge. {Piano Sonata No.2 by Chopin} Prepare yourselves for an eternity of terror! {Star Trek: TOS theme} YAKKO: Wakko, anything in your Gag Bag that can handle this? WAKKO: No, Yakko. YAKKO: Dot, comments, analysis. DOT: Nothing Yakko. YAKKO: Bones? BONES: Darn it, Yakko -- I'm a doctor not a magician! YAKKO: Well. It looks like it's up to me. Freeze Frame! SATAN: Yeeeaghhh! You've frozen everything! Do you have any idea how long it takes to get the pilot lit? Get out! [Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are kicked to heaven screaming] WAKKO: Darn, this isn't Six Flags Over Flushing either. ST. PETER: I am Saint Pet-- DOT: Would you be a doll and hold that thought? MOON OVER MINERVA ----------------- By: NICHOLAS HOLLANDER Director: ALFRED GIMENO Animation: AKOM PRODUCTIONS COMPANY {Arabeseque in E by Debussy} MINERVA: Da-dum-dum-doodle-di Da-doodle-doodle-di Da-doodle-doodle-di It's not pretty being me. Da-doodle-doodle-di Da-doodle-doodle-di Da-doodle-doodle-di. {Can Can} MINERVA: Dear diary, another lonely day is coming to a close and I have not yet found that special someone. {Hello, Ma Baby} MINERVA: It seems so very unfair that I have no-one to share life's tender moments. Someone warm and kind with really rich parents. Oh well, tomorrow is another day. Your faithful servant, Minerva Mink. {Walking Though The Park One Day} WILFORD: Dah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duhhhh! Uh-huh, Minerva Mink, er, um, would you, uh, go out with, uh.... MINERVA: Wilford B. Wolf! Are you asking me out on a date? WILFORD: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. MINERVA: I suppose I could wear something sleek and scandalous... WILFORD: Ooooh, I'd like that. MINERVA: I suppose we'll take a long romantic walk under the starlight... WILFORD: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! MINERVA: And I'll probably cuddle up close and cozy... WILFORD: Oooooh... MINERVA: ...and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. WILFORD: Oh, yes yes yes yes! MINERVA: Well --- not in *this* life, bub! WILFORD: I can't feel my legs. MINERVA: La la la la la la, dee dee dee dee dee dee; dee dee dee dee dee dee. WILFORD: "Be my love, My turtle dove, The pretty little mink I'm dreaming of!" Girls have an innate weakness for musicians. "My one and only sweetie pie..." MINERVA: Hit the road, Jack! WILFORD: Ain't she neat? WILFORD: I wish Minerva would go out with me. I've tried everything I could. What else can I do but mourn my lost? [Starts to howl] MINERVA: That does it! This has got to stop! WILFORD: Ooooh! {Claire De Lune} I'm feeling a tad strange. Harrrrgh! {Michigan Rag} WILFORD: Arooooo! MINERVA: I'm gonna give that howling fool a piece of my mind! All right, Wilford, I've had enough of this. WILFORD: [In hunk's voice] Oh, hi, Minerva. MINERVA: Hummina, hummina, hummina. Hoo-hoo, hah-hoo, hahoo-- Don't budge, I'll be right back. WILFORD: What's got into that gal? [Moon hides] Achoo! I must be coming down with something. MINERVA: Sorry about that, loverboy; I wanted to slip into something more... comfy. You like? WILFORD: [Dumb voice] You look peachy, Minerva. Simply peachy! MINERVA: You! Whaddid you do with him? WILFORD: Who? MINERVA: Him! Where is he? {Oh, Where, Oh, Where Has My Little Dog Gone?} MINERVA: Oh loverboy! Where are you? Olly, olly, oxygen free! Just my luck. I finally meet the hunk of my dreams and he gets scared of by mondo nerdo over there. {Claire De Lune} MINERVA: What a life....Yahooo-ey! Mah man! WILFORD: [Hunk] My, you're acting mighty strange. Maybe tonight's not a good night to...take a long romantic walk under the starlight. MINERVA: Ooooh, I'd like that. WILFORD: We can snuggle up close and cozy. MINERVA: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh-ho-ho-ho boy! [Moon hides] Oh boy... [Moon comes back out] WILFORD: [Hunk] I'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear. MINERVA: Kiss me, baby! WILFORD: Aroooooo! [Sunrise] MINERVA: Wilford? What?......Say, what kind of crazy wolf are you, anyway? WILFORD: Were.... MINERVA: 'Were'? You're a werewolf? WILFORD: Yup. MINERVA: Wilford? WILFORD: Yes, Minerva? MINERVA: When is the next full moon gonna be? WILFORD: According to most lunar calanders, every 28 days. MINERVA: Good things are worth waiting for... MR. SKULLHEAD INTRO ------------------- Y,W,D: It's the Mr. Skullhead show! Starring him: Mr. Skullhead; 'Cause it's his show that he has, Mr. Skullhead! SKULLHEAD BONEYHANDS -------------------- By: DEANNA OLIVER Director: MICHAEL GERARD Animation: AKOM PRODUCTIONS COMPANY {Edward Scissorhands music} WOMAN: Oh, interesting. [Humming] Alon calling! Oh. Hello? Alon! Hello? [Mr. Skullhead comes out] WOMAN: Oh my goodness, you have boney-hands! I can help you. You'd better come home with me. WOMAN: You must be so hungry. You're nothing but skin and bones. Oh, you're right, you're nothing but bones. Ah-huh-huh-huh! You'll have dinner with my family. But first I'm going to highlight your bone structure. {Pseudo-50's-commercial music} WOMAN: Alon has developed a whole new line of cosmetics and I've been dying...oh, sorry...I've wanted to try it out. Hmmm....I'd better call my Alon distrubutor on this one. I don't know what to do when a client is skinless. {Edward Scissorhands music?} MAN: Son, you can stay here with us, but you'll have to make your own living. Um, now, do you have any special skills? WOMAN: Look what he can do with his boney hands! [Mr. Skullhead is dragged throught the house by Dog] WOMAN: Skullhead Boneyhands has a way with dogs, doesn't he? {Oh, Where, Oh, Where, Has My Little Dog Gone?} WOMAN: Oh, look how happy Skullhead Boneyhands has made Dog. {Morning Mood?} WOMAN: Oh. Well, I guess that's the end of Skullhead Boneyhands, everybody. GIRL: Great, and I was gonna marry him! MR. SKULLHEAD CLOSING --------------------- Y,W,D:That's the Mr. Skullhead show, Starring him: Mr. Skullhead. And it's the end of the show that he has, Mr. Skullhead! CREDITS ======= Rob Paulsen..............as Yakko Jess Harnell.............as Wakko Tress MacNeille............as Dot Ron Perlman..............as Satan Julie Brown............as Minerva Peter Scolari.....as Wilford Wolf Frank Welker..............as Frog Tom Bodett...........as Announcer Elizibeth Lamers...as Chorus Girl Lisa Raggio........as Chorus Girl Circus Performer -- Kathryn Page ---------------------------------------------- WAKKO: Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit? YAKKO: @@@@@h -- maybe later! ---------------------------------------------- Copyright (C) 1993 Amblin Entertainment & Warner Bros. Animation. All rights unnerved. Transcibed by Bryan Chaney (aka Wilford B. Wolf ) with help from Ron O'Dell and David Green, 3/3/95. Last updated June 25, 1995. ...... Return to top level POIT page.